You know you have been in Consulting long enough when

You know you have been in Consulting long enough when :

• You start believing you don't have actual problems in your life; rather "gaps" and "improvement opportunities"

• Hotel staff seems friendlier to you than your actual friends

• When customer tells you that your rates are too high, you kind of blush, look away and then start talking of best pricing, core competency, etc

• When you look at your phone book more than 80% names are of those whom you don't even know

• While at Home, at times you get up in nights and try calling room service

• You almost always refer to Hotel as Home

• You get the best sleep in flights and trains

• While travelling, you find it easier to strike conversations with tough looking oldies rather than with girls of your age

• When you are about to travel onsite, you cleanup your room and tell your flat mates that you are checking out

- Ketan Waghmare

Note : This is one of those rarest articles wherein I have refrained myself from indulging in any sort of plagiarism what(so)ever !!